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A guy was walking along

A guy was walking along the beach when he ran across a lamp. He picked it up, rubbed it and, naturally, a genie popped out. the genie told his new master he would grant the man three wishes. "First," the guy began, "I’d like a million dollars." POOF! A million dollars was suddenly showing on his checkbook balance. "Second," he continued, "I’d like a new Mercedes." POOF! A Mercedes appeared right in front of him. "Third," the guy smirked, "I’d like to be irresistible to women." and POOF! He turned into a box of chocolates.

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