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A guy was on a

A guy was on a plane that developed engine problems. His buddies knew that he used to go to church when he was a kid, so they begged him to pray. Finally, he gave in to their request and said these words, “Lord, I haven’t bothered you for 20 years, and if you get me out of this, I promise I’ll leave you alone for another 20 years.

Anon

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