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Constant gas

A man goes to the doctor to complain he is suffering from terrible constant gas. “but its the weirdest thing doctor”, he says. “I don’t make a sound and it doesn’t smell.”
The doctor looks at him and says bluntly” Okay, well the first thing we are going to do is get you hearing aids and then we are going to figure out what is wrong with your nose.”

Danny Silk

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From the book "Keep your love on"

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