I know a pastor who had a member get mad at him because he tried to call him several times on Monday and couldnâ€™t get a hold of him. The pastor said, "Sorry, but thatâ€™s my day off." The member said, "The devil doesnâ€™t take a day off." And the pastor said, "Youâ€™re right. And if I didnâ€™t, Iâ€™d be just like the devil."